Doug DeMuro Nissan Cube

"Driving_Impaired" (drivingimpaired) 05/16/2014 at 21:32 • Filed to: None

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Is this it?!? I don't know for sure but signs point to yes... Grab this piece of automotive journalistic historical significance while you still can!

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Brian Silvestro > Driving_Impaired 05/16/2014 at 21:33

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He did say the Cube's days were numbered...

Diesel > Driving_Impaired 05/16/2014 at 21:41

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Should ask seller if it looks nice parked next to a Ferrari.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Driving_Impaired 05/16/2014 at 21:43

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I'd say yes. There's just a hint of DeMuro to the ad.

Plus it's the same color and has the same wheels and all that kind of stuff.

Contact the seller and ask how's the Ferrari!

Leadbull > Driving_Impaired 05/16/2014 at 21:53

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Capitalize at least one word EVERY sentence for emphasis!

cabarne4 > Driving_Impaired 05/16/2014 at 21:55

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Funny, no mention of being raced on a track...

...also, can someone PLEASE photoshop the Doge face onto Doug? I think Doge DeMuro should be a thing.

Doug DeMuro > Driving_Impaired 05/16/2014 at 22:42

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YES! This is it! Someone please buy it. The real question, DrivingImpaired, is why you're searching Atlanta Craigslist for used Cubes!

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Doug DeMuro 05/16/2014 at 23:52

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Just add in that it beat a CTS-V Wagon in a drag race in reverse . Just don't say which car was in reverse at the time...

Should fly out of your hands then.

George Costanza > Doug DeMuro 05/17/2014 at 01:30

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maybe I missed it doug but why the cube.

Driving_Impaired > Doug DeMuro 05/17/2014 at 10:30

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Doug, I would never admit to searching CL for a Cube anyway, but it just do happened to be a coincidence I was looking at all newly listed vehicles when I found it. I still think you need to say this car "was driven by Doug DeMuro!!"

Surely, some fan will snap it up with the excitement of George Costanza grabbing a car driven by "Jon Voight"

Mailbox Cancer > Driving_Impaired 05/19/2014 at 14:49

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Well, now Dougie can no longer say he's a Cube owner. Where's his plebeian laurels now?

Mergatroy6 > Driving_Impaired 05/19/2014 at 15:19

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What is that horrible piece of shag carpet on the dashboard?

I hoon, therefore I am > Doug DeMuro 05/19/2014 at 16:13

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Doug I am literally in Atlanta right now with cash in hand for that Cube! (That last part is a lie). But seriously, if you feel the urge to do a 'random Jalop driving my Ferrari' story, I'm here for you.

Doug DeMuro > I hoon, therefore I am 05/19/2014 at 16:15

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Shoot me an e-mail — dougdemuro at yahoo! What are you doing down here?

I hoon, therefore I am > Doug DeMuro 05/19/2014 at 16:19

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At this moment, sitting in a Panera Bread at Ansley Mall waiting on a buddy who lives here. I'm working at the Anniston Army Depot for the week supporting the gas turbine that powers the M1 Abrams tank.

Doug DeMuro > I hoon, therefore I am 05/19/2014 at 16:20

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You're blocks from my house. How long are you here?

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Driving_Impaired 05/19/2014 at 16:31

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Doug, Since A CTS-V can jump a Range Rover, can A Nissan Cube jump a Ferrari?

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Mergatroy6 05/19/2014 at 16:32

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Cube Pubes, (thats what he calls them in his book)

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > cabarne4 05/19/2014 at 16:33

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Already a thing

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/meet-doge-demu…

I hoon, therefore I am > Doug DeMuro 05/19/2014 at 16:47

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Tonight, then flying out Thursday. I'll shoot you an email with some deets.

Gamecat235 > Doug DeMuro 05/19/2014 at 17:47

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So, now you're a fancy automotive writer with no time for interesting cars with pointless shag carpeting details and (intentionally) rippled headliner...

I mean with a Range Rover and a Ferrari you won't have a single reliable car for your every duties. So... this begs the question, what's next?

cabarne4 > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man 05/19/2014 at 19:42

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Yes!

LankySean > Driving_Impaired 05/19/2014 at 21:32

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Aww man, now I can't say "a Jalopnik writer has one" when people try to hate on my Cube....

who am I kidding I laugh with them.

bob and john > Doug DeMuro 05/20/2014 at 13:26

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...did they even offer the cube with a manual? I'm curious, because i was about to pretend slap demuro, just to stop half and go: oh right, ur the guy tht about the automatic CTS-V wagon

Doug DeMuro > bob and john 05/21/2014 at 01:50

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They actually did!!! You could get a stick Cube.

bob and john > Doug DeMuro 05/21/2014 at 06:56

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I dont know if that is funny or sad.....
funny because its a stick in a cube. the LAST place anyone would be playing with a stick (hehehe)

sad becuase (in america and canada) only a car guy would buy stick, and how badly did a car guy fuck up to end up buying a cube? (u not withstanding. u did after all buy cts-v wagon with an auto. ok ill stop it with those jokes now)

Will Warren > Driving_Impaired 05/21/2014 at 17:14

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If it had bluetooth...it'd be tempting...just to have the ability to say the stories it was featured in. I don't feel like messing with another after market headunit install right now.

Dennis Leboeuf > Will Warren 05/21/2014 at 19:56

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Use Speaker Phone and the AUX jack

mikechoas > Driving_Impaired 05/22/2014 at 22:04

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this model is GOOD, according to the engine. . . http://bit.ly/1qXXxGo

Norbs > mikechoas 05/22/2014 at 22:15

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spam